Sonntag, 3. Juli 2011

Sonstige Witze

Ein alter Araber lebt seit mehr als 40 Jahren in Chicago. Er würde gerne in seinem Garten Kartoffeln pflanzen, aber er ist allein, alt und schwach. Deshalb schreibt er eine E-Mail an seinen Sohn, der in Paris studiert.
"Lieber Ahmed, ich bin sehr traurig weil ich in meinem Garten keine Kartoffeln pflanzen kann. Ich bin sicher, wenn du hier wärst, könntest Du mir helfen und den Garten umgraben. Dein Vater."
Prompt erhält der alte Mann eine E-Mail: "Lieber Vater, bitte rühre auf keinen Fall irgendetwas im Garten an. Dort habe ich nämlich 'die Sache' versteckt. Dein Sohn Ahmed."
Keine sechs Stunden später umstellen die US Army, die Marines, das FBI und die CIA das Haus des alten Mannes. Sie nehmen den Garten Scholle für Scholle auseinander, suchen jeden Millimeter ab, finden aber nichts. Enttäuscht ziehen sie wieder ab.
Am selben Tag erhält der alte Mann wieder eine E-Mail von seinem Sohn:
"Lieber Vater, ich nehme an, dass der Garten jetzt komplett umgegraben ist und du Kartoffeln pflanzen kannst. Mehr konnte ich nicht für dich tun. In Liebe, Ahmed"
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